baby kimye was born today 6/15/2013 and 6/1+5/2+0+1+3 is 666 coincidence? i think not
the creation of Josh Hutcherson
... it appears i have made a human far too sexy for earth!
how do I even this out?
better make him short
If I had all the money in the world I’d probably just go around taping 1 dollar bills to vending machines because I just want everyone to have snacks
i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice
i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
I find it funny that everyone getting on my case about not going to college have all said they’re tired of being in school