offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via voodoo-lemonade)


raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

(via tamingofthemoose)


momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via tamingofthemoose)


Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

tybalt-tisk:

I’m completely down for this. 

tybalt-tisk:

I’m completely down for this. 

(via iaib)



That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons.
Dave Grohl  (via meggannn)

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rect:

estpolis:

if you have a vagina and dont refer to it as a womb as often as you can i feel like youre missing a real opportunity

id like to nickname this post, “cis man does not actually know what a womb is”

(via stupih)


peaceloveshay:

I love my new shirt, if you get the reference you grew up in the 90s too ;). I’m going to alter it a little. #Paramore #MonumentTour

peaceloveshay:

I love my new shirt, if you get the reference you grew up in the 90s too ;). I’m going to alter it a little. #Paramore #MonumentTour

(via ervo1973)