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baby kimye was born today 6/15/2013 and 6/1+5/2+0+1+3 is 666 coincidence? i think not
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Posted on June 18, 2013 via little boy toy with 8,264 notes
Source: fffcuk
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the creation of Josh Hutcherson
God:... it appears i have made a human far too sexy for earth!God:how do I even this out?God:better make him shortPosted on June 18, 2013 via Sydnee Colleen with 391 notes
Source: victorcup
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Anonymously send me a url, and I’ll tell you what I think of them!
Posted on June 18, 2013 via Everything's Coming Up Roses with 22,892 notes
Source: pinupqueen
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If I had all the money in the world I’d probably just go around taping 1 dollar bills to vending machines because I just want everyone to have snacks
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i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice
i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness
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Posted on June 18, 2013 via swamp pussy with 1,556 notes
Source: intensebabe
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a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself(via kaleykaleydawg)
Posted on June 17, 2013 via ☾ with 25,150 notes
Source: samdesantis
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Posted on June 17, 2013 via Text Posts From Hell with 142,852 notes
Source: thetextpostsfromhell
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its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her

burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
no
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
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Posted on June 17, 2013 via Tantalizing Imperfection with 146,911 notes
Source: rampant-noodle
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I find it funny that everyone getting on my case about not going to college have all said they’re tired of being in school
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College is a big waste of time and money.